This is my blog. If you like it, then good for you, you probably have a good sense of humor and are at least slightly intelligent. My name is Tyler Long, and this is a damn fine blog to follow.
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once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home